johnwatsonconsultingblogger:

morningflowers:

I’m pretty sure this is one of the best thing I ever seen.

excuse me while i fghjkdslkjhfgalk,dnf

This is why I love the sims.

mooserrific:

Favorite scene of the entire movie.

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countriesinspace:

fumblestealth:

an-editors-eye:

Grammar glamour from Mental Floss.

I would wear ambiguity as a t-shirt.

I would wear all of these as T shirts

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ratsteeth:

#lemme give you a rundown of my life #i’ve spent 60 years in the wilds of the north being a god damn ranger #i’ve tracked down motherfuckin gollum and brought him to mirkwood #do you know what mirkwood is #do you know the kind of spiders that live there #yeah i thought not #i have battled orc armies in THREE CONSECUTIVE MOVIES #I HAVE RAN ACROSS THE FIELDS OF ROHAN #do you know how big that is #it’s like the english countryside but as big and as wide as motherfuckin canada #(i’m guessing) #i have battled the RINGWRAITHS. ya that’s right. all nine of them. WITH A TORCH. AND FOUR HOBBITS WIELDING TOOTHPICKS. #with the one ring as bait #i have been dragged down a cliff by a fuckin warg #i have summoned the armies of the dead to defeat the corsairs of umbar #i have lived a hard motherfuckin life and if you think bad dental hygiene will scare me then bitch the only scary thing about that is the amount of STDs i can catch if i stick my tongue in your mouth #go home. you’ve been dismissed.

THE MOST FUCKING PERFECT OF TAGS

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joaquinsphoenix:

-If you had 10 minutes left to live, what would you do? [x]

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“The Batman.”

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